- tim
- 1. (tim) (3535↑, 1671↓)vb. to [sex] someone up n. man with a massive [schlong]
vb.That whore just got timmed n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.
Author: not tim http://tim.urbanup.com/24857662. (Tim) (2490↑, 1074↓)A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.You think you're funny? Try talking to Tim without laughing.
Author: SgtDK http://tim.urbanup.com/33642013. (Tim) (1473↑, 705↓)An abbreviation for 'Timothy.'Wow, Tim is so cool\!
Author: Somed00d http://tim.urbanup.com/13405584. (Tim) (1164↑, 403↓)A very fun, funny, intelligent, handsome, sexy, hardworking, and talented guy. Tims are usually very skilled and competent. They are very focused and can do pretty much anything they set their minds to. They make wonderfully loving and devoted partners and fathers, and are sensitive to the needs of their loved ones. They are very loyal friends. If you are fortunate to have a lover who is a Tim, then you must have been Gandhi or Buddha in your past life, and you are probably already a member of NYSTS "Name Your Son 'Tim' Society," a grassroots organization committed to bringing more Tims into the world."My Tim worked all day and then came home, made a fire, cooked us dinner, gave me a massage, read to me and then sang me a lullabye."
Author: Ima Foreal http://tim.urbanup.com/45548305. (Tim) (919↑, 513↓)The highest level of drunkness. To get to this level, you would have to be the biggest drunkin' asshole there is at this point.Gary: I was so drunk last night that I think I was asshole drunk. Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.
Author: FuckMyLifee http://tim.urbanup.com/38386976. (TIM) (491↑, 100↓)Someone caring and kind; who will go out of his way to make someone happy. Outgoing, goodlooking and smart. Hardworker, dedicated husband, boyfriend. Can be jealous at times and jump to conclusions. Likes to help people. funny person to be around and overbearing at times. a person with a big hearthe is so [caring]. That is so Tim.
Author: Caring Tim http://tim.urbanup.com/45631147. (Tim) (391↑, 87↓)a guy that should be loved very much and should mean the world to you. Tim's are rare, and if you have found one, never let them go.i love that guy hes my tim
Author: xheadboy http://tim.urbanup.com/46215448. (tim) (453↑, 214↓)(timmed,timming): -verb(used with object) 1:to expend the best portion of something; consuming the parts of highest quality while leaving the low quality parts for others.Please don't tim that bowl, i'd like to taste some of the green too\! She used to look good, before she was timmed. You don't have a pre-nup? Prepare to be timmed.
Author: phattwizzat http://tim.urbanup.com/39398169. (Tim) (202↑, 41↓)A generally awesome kid, usually the best friend to lots of girls. Tends to make you jealous without meaning to, and apologizes for many things he doesn't even do. He is quite attractive but you won't do anything about it, because you two are best friends. He wants to be with you and you with him, but you don't want to ruin what you already have. He is extremely athletic, likes hugs (mostly to you) and will always be in your life. His blonde hair and blue eyes are just dazzling, and you could stare at him for a lifetime. Also, you make it your goal to one day hug him and hold him for a long period of time. His smile makes you smile, and his laugh makes you laugh. You guys are meant to be, but you just need to realize it.I love Tim, and I want him to know it
Author: BlondeInDisguise http://tim.urbanup.com/529837210. (tim) (1019↑, 855↓)Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.Mmy name is tim and everything about this is true
Author: timmyferrdaddy http://tim.urbanup.com/300604711. (TIM) (662↑, 515↓)An acronym which means: Tit In MouthGuy: I like missionary style sex and TIM. Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.
Author: Tim Jerome http://tim.urbanup.com/269834012. (tim) (151↑, 10↓)A man who can summon fire without flint or tinderArthur: By what name are you known? Tim: They call me.........Tim.
Author: okfinewhatever http://tim.urbanup.com/545038813. (Tim) (185↑, 49↓)Naturally quiet and loyal with well developed funny bone. Highly intelligent with facts and figures, but deficient in emotional relating with Significant Other. Sometimes unaware of surroundings and needs truth presented boldly in person in order to acknowledge it. Currently sees change as necessary and busy trying to build up his manly sensitive side. Insecure and fearful inspite of being well liked and respected."I know you can do that; don't be a tim." "You're just like Tim, man, he's a genius."
Author: Scratchgolfer2 http://tim.urbanup.com/488903714. (Tim) (120↑, 35↓)A Tim is a guy who loves blonde big titty Bimbos and occasional cock-suck.Yet,he is in denial of his bisexuality.Fishboy:I had a really good time with Tim last night. Tits: Good to hear. what did you guys do? Fishboy:We innitiated cock sucking all night.He is good with his tongue and a great puller too. Tits:I bet his a good kisser. Fishboy:nah his more of a puller.
Author: icecreamman25 http://tim.urbanup.com/543044915. (Tim) (112↑, 34↓)Tim, otherwise known as the controller of Testosterone, is known to females as the go-to man. He never takes advantage of woman, and is often their to lend a helping hand.Girl - "That Tim was so nice to me" Girl 2 - "Good to know we still have some quality Tim's in this world"
Author: timbad http://tim.urbanup.com/541496316. (Tim) (222↑, 147↓)A manager who clears ones throat while giving the "bra-strap rub"Sears Manager- Tim
Author: Bettyharv http://tim.urbanup.com/331662217. (Tim) (125↑, 56↓)The most cooliest guy who doesn't afraid of anything at all. Not a thing in the world.Holy unicorn shit batman, is that Tim?
Author: naohrukkaz http://tim.urbanup.com/459806918. (Tim) (71↑, 7↓)Tim is an amazing, perfert, and a guy you can trust. He makes you happy when you are sad. Even if he lives another state away. He might not have been the first time but he has proven that he has changed. I hope that he doesnt give up on trying for what he really wants. I want to give him another chance down the road but we will see what happens. I love tim with all my heart still and i just want him to know that. He has everything that a girl could ask for in a guy. He brightens up your day with just his voiceTim:hi Me:ILOVEYOU
Author: Rissycakes http://tim.urbanup.com/565528619. (tim) (60↑, 8↓)A huge player who likes to play with every ones hearts. Cannot choose and is a huge tease. Besides all his flaws he is sweet (at times), hot and has an amazingly funny personality.He is so confusing, hes such a tim.
Author: PoohBear96 http://tim.urbanup.com/567873520. (tim) (206↑, 161↓)The unfortunate event that delays the end of the work day by at least 1 hour.I walked by almost un-noticed, but then I got timmed and had to stay until 7 p.m.
Author: joylucky121212 http://tim.urbanup.com/318412421. (Tim) (386↑, 351↓)The shit. Better than awesome. Undeniably amazing.Check out that dude's car...that shit is Tim\!
Author: Tim K of FFW http://tim.urbanup.com/233787922. (Tim) (35↑, 11↓)The most amazing guy on the planet. amazing kisser, very stubborn when it comes to some things. Handsome, sexy, and terribly cute. loyal as heck, he will never leave you or break your heart. determined to make your life as wonderful as he possibly can. loves to hug, quite creative when it comes to showing affection. amazing writer, even though he doesnt know it. plays drums like nobodys business. He works a lot, but its with good intent. He would do anything for you. he can be such a boy sometimes, but if you didnt know him well you would think he was perfect....and even then...Sally; "Hey isnt that Tim? he is adorable\! I wish i could date him.." Delilah; "well you cant CUZ I AM HES MINE MWAHAHAHAHA"
Author: crazy4youcheezit http://tim.urbanup.com/596044723. (Tim) (36↑, 12↓)To sleep for a period of time greater than 12 hours and to not have any idea what happens prior to noon.I had Tim sleep yesterday\!
Author: langmi http://tim.urbanup.com/536871724. (Tim) (137↑, 120↓)A synonym for a fish, or just anything to do with fish.Look at all those tims swimming around.
Author: The Brown Recluse http://tim.urbanup.com/343050925. (TIM) (38↑, 35↓)A Celtic supporter,a person of supposedly Irish origin who likes to live on welfare on British shores whilst getting drunk on communion wine and dreaming of their motherland Kerry, they normally suffer gingivitus and have a third eye used to spot the queens shilling(which they supposedldly dislike\!\!\!) on street pavements,they wash infrequently thus making them Mhanky bastards and they have been known to congregate upto 60'000 strong at a so called paradise called the San Giro Stadium - owing to their liking of teh brew,these soap dodgers like terrorists paedos and have affilliations to anybody who dislikes a Rangers fan ie Handsome Devils, they cause riots on aeroplanes due to lack of tobacco and Buckfast intake and would sell their rosary beads for 2 minutes with the pope their lord and master;they also love Gerry Adams,The Pogues and each one has had an encounter with Leprachauns at some drunken stage of their sad existance, they are in short a menace and bitter to Rangers FC Scotlands most successful and premier football club.That wee smelly guy with ginger hair and freckles must be a TIM Frankie Boyle the comedian is a typical TIM A person of lesser education is a TIM The dole office is full of TIM's today It must be Giro day when the TIM's are out of their wanking chariots before 2pm A TIM is a plastic Paddy All celtic fans are TIM's
Author: ParkoVanBastenThe3rd http://tim.urbanup.com/520023426. (Tim) (4↑, 2↓)Funny, girls love him, usually has a jumbo dick. Not the tallest but girls love him. Likes sitting in a room with the heat all the way up. Usually best friends with a Tom. Good at sports and video games. Very fit and has rock hard abs that get attention by all the girlsLook at Tim's abs when he plays basketball,Tim's do cUte
Author: T wizzy my dizzy http://tim.urbanup.com/623007627. (Tim) (19↑, 17↓)tim" is another word for being accidently rimmed and on the street as slang is called "getting a timmy"oh abi you didnt\!..." girl1 "oh yehhhs ;)" girl2 " you gave him a tim didnt you?\!?\!" girl1 "Ohhhhh yeahhh ;O" girl2
Author: kokibubblesasha http://tim.urbanup.com/517903228. (Tim) (64↑, 63↓)A hot guy with an amazing body. He goes for every girl that moves and says the same shit to every girl. Hes a huge player, flirt, and cheater but no girl ever finds out. Tim tries to be sneaky but only the best girls find out what he does. Every girl ends up crying over Tim because he cant be trusted. Most girls friends warn her about messing with Tim but shes to hipnotized to listen. He tends to like and comment every girls picture that he sees. Hes a dirty lier and just isnt trustworthy atall. Tim is just simply a man whore who cant hold a relationship.'tim- Baby i love you " *fwds to 10000 girls*
Author: Amycakesukme1hard23 http://tim.urbanup.com/487265029. (Tim) (3↑, 3↓)To be extremely flamboyantly hated, and gay."Ahh\! my internets being Tim\!" "Damn i hate it when its being Tim" "If my internet wasn't so Tim i would be winning games and hating Tim" "Good one Tim"
Author: chompachompa http://tim.urbanup.com/621405430. (Tim) (44↑, 44↓)A lazy arseHolly: Ohh, so you are called Tim? Tim: yeah Holly: You must be such a lazy arse Tim: huh?
Author: Hxxx http://tim.urbanup.com/488072431. (Tim) (2↑, 4↓)Guy who thinks he is so good at NBA 2K but in reality, he is just a scrub. Often picks the thunder claiming they are his favorite team. Uses Durant on every play possible. Plays with the thunder because he doesn't have a chance with any other team. Foolishly thinks he is the best.Tim : Darin you trying to play me in 2K? Darin: The last 5 times we played I skunked you. You feel Like losing again? Tim: Imma get Durant and I'm gonna win this time. (*Thomas gets Skunked in first quarter) Darin: Now that's 6 times. Tim: Maaaaaannnnnn\! You got lucky again homeboy\! (*Cycle continues)
Author: Agentzero2400 http://tim.urbanup.com/610432032. (TIM) (163↑, 166↓)Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issuePaz: I Can't Wait To C... ((Paz Signed Off)) ((Paz Signed On)) David: WhereTF Did U Go? Paz: Sorry. TIM. David: Oh. Damn TIMz\!
Author: ADifferentName http://tim.urbanup.com/249481733. (Tim) (10↑, 15↓)An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Islamic Beliefs, sometimes Tims are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly god. mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.Tim
Author: ChrisHAHAHAHAyyyy http://tim.urbanup.com/588759534. (Tim) (6↑, 12↓)Celtic fan, Scum, IRA, Unwashed, Septic, In-Bred\! Celtic FC = A GROUP OF TIMSHey William, Look at that dirty Tim\! Neil Lennon is a Tim\!
Author: kingwilly http://tim.urbanup.com/580952635. (Tim) (30↑, 36↓)Shrimp. Puny. The smallest person in the room. A man whose arms are so small you are afraid to shake his hand in fear they may break. The name you give to a person smaller. less muscular than Tom.Is she anorexic or just a tim. Don't get too close to Tim honey, his arms might break. Wow\! That boss Tom looks massive next to Tim Holtorf.
Author: RyanNotTom http://tim.urbanup.com/517410036. (Tim) (8↑, 16↓)Someone who is never at the blame for anything. Does not have much of an attention span and loves his room as hot as it can get. Also has some strange black spots on his penis that look like an STD.If there is one thing that I learned from brayzzers, it's that if a girl says no, you follow to her car and Tim her.
Author: Alex1617 http://tim.urbanup.com/557620537. (Tim) (4↑, 13↓)Used to refer to a douche that looks like a skin head, could also be used to describe someone with an oddly shaped head. Tims may usually be seen having dirty thoughts to themselves, humping things or being excessively perverted in some way. Also may be a competitive asshole.Yeah, you see Tim over there? He's humping the desk again.
Author: willybumbum123 http://tim.urbanup.com/579120338. (Tim) (9↑, 18↓)A toolbox who is not empathetic whatsoever. He sets off all kinds of alarms: fire, flamer, messy, lazy, mean, gay, etc. He is incapable of recognizing with an certain genre of music is appropriate. Usually has a beard.....uses other ppls towels..and doesn't believe in exercising.[boot] [tool] [Tim]
Author: memeshawn http://tim.urbanup.com/548328639. (Tim) (3↑, 15↓)Dumb kid, nobody likes, SMALL DICK, most likely a pussy, nd a fag "not gay" but a fag-Tim-HAY EVERYBODY IM A FUCKING PUSSY -guy-yes u are Tim BOOM Tim died
Author: Hater12341234 http://tim.urbanup.com/601189040. (tim) (199↑, 211↓)A wannabe everything kinda dude usually with so many zits on his faces, that it could confuse someone as herpes. Also, an in-the-closet homosexual who lies to friends about all the cheerleaders checking him out, when really, the only female he/it has ever been attracted to is a excruciatingly disgusting Russian female named Olga.Tim:"Hey, wazzup muh peeps?" br00tal emo kid:"Just listening to some Suicide Silence" Tim:"yeah, they're pretty br00tal, I listen to them all the time, well anyway, I'm gonna go cry and cut myself. Because I'm JUST. THAT. BRUTAL." br00tal emo kid:"Stupid conformist."
Author: Majewman http://tim.urbanup.com/427341241. (Tim) (27↑, 40↓)A california queer who takes a lotta cock and has no friends except dan mauchly and tyler jennings and sucks huge dick at halo reach.Did you see that guy over there? Hes a Tim
Author: vinniesaluga http://tim.urbanup.com/523982442. (tim) (32↑, 47↓)adv. used to describe anything lanky, skinny, gay, hobo-esque, or straight up unpleasant.Did you see that Tim under that bridge?
Author: killancer http://tim.urbanup.com/499667343. (tim) (172↑, 191↓)Technologically Incompetent Mother A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc. Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/childrenTIM: "How do I use this remote?" Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..." TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..." Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
Author: The_Bear http://tim.urbanup.com/245444244. (tim) (38↑, 68↓)[tim]; A poor miss-guided individual that walks in circles most of the day talking to himself and wondering were it all went wrong.As I sit in my cubicle at work; I see many other [tim's] go up to the copy machine and stare at if for 20 minutes or so, just to return to their cubicle and stare at the stack of files on their desks
Author: snapback63 http://tim.urbanup.com/464022545. (Tim) (6↑, 40↓)A Freaking Aweshum Person who is greater than you in all ways. Yes, All ways. He always insults people and makes that's what she said jokes.Kid 1: ARGHHH THE OYSTER CUT ME Kid 2: IT'S SO BIG Tim: That's What She Said. Kid 1: Tim You're Not HELPING Tim: Neither are you SHUT UP
Author: Hooooooooopi2 http://tim.urbanup.com/528654346. (Tim) (40↑, 101↓)Tims usually have small cocks. They think they're good in bed but really they can't get girls off and go way to quickly. They also like to put other people down behind their backs. Sometimes they think its cool to abuse girls and then get girls drunk and do stuff with them when he knows they have boyfriends. Typically they have bitch tits.Paul : Oh hey yeah I ran into Joe today. He was so proud of himself for making three girls cry and ruining 5 relationships. Maddy : God he's SUCH a Tim.
Author: Booboobear2222 http://tim.urbanup.com/480587447. (Tim) (290↑, 355↓)1. A person with a tiny penis but assumes that it is big and shows it off in communal showers only to get laughed at by the other men who are in there. 2. A person who likes to get off in the back of their car listening to meatloaf 3. another name for a toilet brushewww. is tht a tim ?
Author: GayLarry http://tim.urbanup.com/427015348. (Tim) (45↑, 111↓)Adj. another word for douche bag, lame-ass, whore, fuck-up, childish, cheater, liar, or selfish asshole N. an insecure man who sucks in bedAdj. Go fuck yourself your just another tim\! N. Last night was so bad I snuck out while he was still asleep; he's a tim\!
Author: PurdyPrincess http://tim.urbanup.com/465060549. (Tim) (26↑, 97↓)Adj. To consistently land girls rated a 4 out of 10 or lower. ie. to have no standards. N. To be one who hooks up with many 4's on a regular basis. V. To get drunk enough to hook up with a 4."Look at Victor, he's pulling a Tim\!" "Hey man, if she's drunk and you're drunk... fuck it." "Dude, if there's grass play golf\!" "Fourrrrrrrrrrrr\!"
Author: Hetzle7 http://tim.urbanup.com/438046650. (Tim) (29↑, 102↓)Overly hairy, extremely cocky, yet insecure Greek Mummy's boy with a bent dick and offensive underarm odour.What's that hairy smelly thing? Oh\! It's Tim.
Author: lalalalise http://tim.urbanup.com/456045051. (Tim) (14↑, 89↓)Arrogant \@$$hole with the clap in his world record-breakingly ASIAN wanker who gets on urbandictionary.com and adds definitions to his very effing name, such as "has a massive schlong" and simply "awesome" when really his dick is so dirty he has caught computer viruses. He may be a damn-near-grown black guy with a queer-ass faux-hawk with a cum-colored racing stripe down one side. Yeah... I went there, Tim. \>:( So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing: It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids\!EXAMPLE \#1 Desperate Lady \#1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat\! Desperate Lady \#2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom\! Desperate Lady \#1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE\! TIM asked me out\! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit\! EXAMPLE \#2 News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE\! SHOOT HIM\!\!\!
Author: Professor Actual-Factual http://tim.urbanup.com/543113952. (Tim) (242↑, 325↓)Legend tells that in Australia there lurks a Tim so sexual that girls who come within 1 kilometer of him are magnetized toward him by an unknown force.All women love him and he can have any babe he wants. He is in the Guiness World Records for the longest penis, with a beast that spans the whole of Australia 5 times. He is known for being able to have sex for long amounts of time not capable To any other mortal man and unleash many untried positions.Look at that guy over there he must be a tim I got sucked onto a tim yesterday I gave tim a blowjob last week
Author: Lebrontim http://tim.urbanup.com/345228553. (tim) (151↑, 279↓)following the concept of marklar, tim is a word that can be used to replace any noun, verb, or adjective. experienced "timmers" are able to comunicate with one other through use of tim in their tone and body language. warning: the concept of tim can only be conquered over a long peiod of time, only experienced "timmers" can tim with correct accuracy1)you gotta tim that tim translation you gotta do that bitch 2)dude im timin the tim hold on translation dude im fixing the dryer hold on
Author: commander cool x 2 http://tim.urbanup.com/182281754. (tim) (61↑, 228↓)Catholic or supporter of Celtic FC, Scots slang, mild sectarian insult.See him o'er there he's a tim
Author: The Mongoose http://tim.urbanup.com/131178555. (tim) (88↑, 267↓)One who is the pimp at every party, a huge badass, a gangsta, and a fucking liberal."yo, if being fresh to death is a crime its time for tim to see a jury."
Author: conservative rosebud sister http://tim.urbanup.com/204720856. (Tim) (60↑, 252↓)another word for maijurana. to smoke marijuana."I think I'm going to go talk to Tim." "Have you talked to Tim today?"
Author: tjrline http://tim.urbanup.com/324959957. (Tim) (73↑, 272↓)Short for Timalloy. Refers to Celtic fans in a derogtory manner. Tims are generally unwashed and illiterate. They are known to have an inferiority complex and most smell like a mixture of urine and Buckfast tonic wine. Fact; 70% of all tims are on benefits See also; Plastic paddy and Mhank.1. Did you see the tims got pumped off the teddys on saturday? 2. No tims in Europe\! 3. Tell all the tims you know that we're top of the league and there no\! 4. person 1: Did you hear those tims are kiddly fiddlers? Person 2: Aye mate. Big Jock knew.
Author: 51andCounting http://tim.urbanup.com/287452558. (tim) (76↑, 277↓)a british word, slang for a Catholic1) Did you hear Rangers humped the tims 3-nil today 2) I'd rather be a darkie than a tim
Author: Oor_Wullie http://tim.urbanup.com/264294259. (Tim) (56↑, 261↓)Twat in motiondjhiufhdfiutimtgrgr
Author: goifhuiofhruihfurhuh ;) http://tim.urbanup.com/326334260. (Tim) (34↑, 251↓)the act to eat off grapes from a girls vagg. It is usually and unpleasant feeling to the female.Wow, i cant believe you just pulled a tim on ur girl friend.
Author: freakluvr. http://tim.urbanup.com/392468061. (Tim) (39↑, 257↓)TIM stands for The Incredible Machine, wich is a very old computer game developed by Sierra.Billy-- "Yo dude, I made a totally pawnz0r track in TIM yesterday\!" Sjonnie-- "What the heck is TIM?\!" Billy-- "It's an old school game in wich you can make your own "machine" with all kinds of chain reactions\!" Sjonnie-- "Mkay"
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